ayamekurenai asked: I like to kill slugs with salt.

someday when you wake up after dying, you’ll be sitting on a stair, after some rain. you are a snail now. you’ll wonder why the rain gets you all revved up and in the mood to slime around on the stairs outside of your moms house. then all of a sudden, my 5 year old dad will pick you up, toss ya in his mug with the rest of the snails he collected that crisp morning, find a comfy spot in the tree nook, and pop you in his mouth and start chewing. as you explode, you will vaguely remember pouring salt on an innocent creature and ask yourself - 

who am i, but a sound of tomorrow? 

rose-jane-noble asked: What kinds of dreams does someone with your brain have?

strangely enough, much serenity combined with violence. quite the XTREME opposites

ruby-skarlet asked: Do you have a favorite Pokemon?

tegan and saralax 

Anonymous asked: Why don't you go into Hilar much anymore?

‘cause drama follows me everywhere - until i remove myself from the picture. ill probably start another room called cackle or something and hang out for a few months until the pewp starts getting flung into my hair again

AN IPHONE 5 CHARGER AT THE THEATER. HALLLLPPPPPP!!!!!

Anonymous asked: Do you and Matt ever send EACH OTHER anon asks

hi matt

sisangelhalo asked: If you were a superhero, what powers would you have and what would be your name?

i would be able to precisely project slippery apple seeds, squeezed out of my pinching fingertips. i would be able to ricochet the seeds as many times as needed, to achieve my noble and/or dastardly deeds. 

duh 

Anonymous asked: why do you still go in hilar?

BECAUSE I DON’T.„,LAWL.,WUT.,…UUUHHHHHH

cautionlazer asked: are snails okay too

No.